Upto 14 ducks descend on our small garden, poo everywhere and ruin our lawn and plants.
How do you deter ducks from the garden?
put a sign on the gate stating that entry will only be granted with name on list correct footwear, and then "man" it using either a grouse or a small poodle (cos they alwaays look smart). Imagine the look of suprise on the ducks faces as they are confronted with this
if your name's not down, you aint coming in
etc
Reply:Put up a statue of Elmer Fudd
Reply:Bird flu seems to be doing the trick around europe !
Reply:With a shotgun.
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