He continuously ruins my garden and steals anything shiny. I'm fed up!
How do you rid your garden of a happy laughing gnome?
Catch him and place him someone else's garden across town. Do this at night so no one sees you! Hopefully he will love it at his new home!
Reply:first, take one large baseball bat.....
you do the maths ;)
Reply:quit giving him so much to laugh at. eventually he'll get bored and move on.
Reply:Send him to live in my garden, laughter and happiness is always welcome there.
Reply:Make a circle of salt around him,wait for the full moon,then dance naked around the salt circle while picking your nose and singing beach boys songs.It worked for me.
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